Crashing the A to Z party

Nobody tagged me in this thread but I saw that Kim and Leighann were coming and they seem like fun so I decided to invite myself to the party anyway.

I’m also bored at work and writing this in Outlook so that people walking behind my desk will think that I’m writing a very long important email.
I’m sure that this will be very fascinating for you to read.

A. Attached or single? We were looking for a single detached house but I think that we are okay in our condo for now.

B. Best Friend? I’m not the best, I’m not even a very good friend.

C. Cake or pie? Cake, of course. Unless it’s apple pie… (this is an American Pie movie reference- in case that wasn’t clear- I don’t actually like apple pie.)
(I mean, I don’t not like apple pie – I am human- but I’m not like “omg, I need to eat apple pie!”)

D. Day of choice? Green Day

E. Essential item? Bra.

F. Favorite Color: Green today. Orange tomorrow.

G. Gummy Bears or worms? I like to nibble the arms and legs off gummy bears and then throw them in the garbage.

H. Hometown? I don’t know when it’s on tv but think it’s called Homeland, not Hometown.

I. Favourite Indulgence? Curling up with a good book… a good erotic book.

J. January or July? Would anyone pick January? Maybe they don’t live in Canada.

K. Kids? I live with two very sweet kids. They call me mom and they came out of my vagina.

L. Life isn’t complete without? Love and kindness.

M. Marriage date? Same guy as my prom date.

N. Number of brothers/sisters? 7 billion – aren’t we all just brothers and sisters? hug.

O. Oranges or apples? You really can’t compare them.

P. Phobias? I have a phobia of randomly dropping dead and nobody noticing. My shrink
calls it fear of annihilation. No big deal.

Q. Quotes? I have the heart of a young child… in a jar on my desk.

R. Reasons to smile? Tickles and giggles and anti-psychotic medications.

S. Season of choice? Fall. Or maybe Spring. No- definitely summer. But I also like snow sometimes. Actually, they are all the same shit, I don’t care. Have I mentioned that I’m bipolar?

T. Tag 5 people: OK. But now everyone in the office is looking at me weird.

U. Unknown fact: You want me to tell you something I don’t know? This makes no sense.

V. Vegetable? = something that I should eat instead of cookies.

W. Worst habit? Um… randomly losing my mind…

X. Xray or Ultrasound? I got a full body xray one time, after I got hit by a car. They let me keep my clothes on. I appreciated that.

Y. Your favourite food? Baby toes.

Z. Zodiac sign? I have enough obsessive worries in my life, I don’t need superstition.

I think that this is the most inspiring post I have ever written.

Honk if you agree.

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